Biden Embarks On 6 Month African Trip To Teach 'Pull Out Method'

Vice President To Focus Education On Young Virgins

File Photo: Biden Chats With Local Black Girls

Washington D.C. (CHN) - With unemployment and a sloughing economy putting a drag on the Obama re-election campaign, the White House announced today that VP Joe Biden will be leaving the country for an extended period of time to address 'serious concerns' with prophylactic shortages in Africa.  

Biden, a long time activist for AIDS prevention, has been studying unconventional birth control methods for years and plans to share all that he can according to staffers.  Upon his return, the Vice President hopes to embark on a nationwide middle-school tour where many of the same techniques could prove useful here at home.

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