Sunday, April 10, 2011

Zydrunas Ilgauskas Keeps Tagging Lebron James In All Of His Facebook Pictures

Miami Heat Chemistry Questioned As NBA Playoffs Tip Off
James Quoted As Saying 'Stop That Shit Dawg!'

Ilgauskus Has 11,188 Lithuanian Likes On His Facebook Fan Page
Miami, FL (CHN) - With Udonis Haslem still on injured reserve, Center Zydrunas Ilgauskas is expected to continue playing key minutes in the Easter Conference Playoffs.

But rumors of infighting amongst the Heat players is raising concern that coach Erik Spoelstra has been unable to maintain social networking cohesion between his star players and super dorky players like Ilgauskas.

Ilgauskas, who transferred from Myspace to Facebook just a couple of weeks ago has gone through and tagged Lebron James on all of his photos.

Sources indicate that Lebron has systematically untagged himself and has blocked Zydrunas from viewing any of his status updates.  Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh still have not responded to Ilgauskas' friendship request saying that "they are never really on Facebook" and "Oh, I get so many requests; Ill try to find it". 

CHN would like to re-retract a previous story that D-Wade had requested that Eric Dampier stop messaging his hoes.  The statement has been re-denied by the Heat swingman twice and only re-confirmed by Dampier once as of presstime.


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Miami Heat Chemistry Questioned As NBA Playoffs Tip Off

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